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  • Fake News Friday, 01/09/2025: Trump’s battleship won’t fit in our drydock

    Isaak Spain
    January 9th, 2026

    The Trump administration’s Christmas gift to BIW came early. On December 22nd, the administration announced the Navy would be axing the DDG(X) program in favor of building “Trump-class” battleships.1 BIW President Chuck Krugh praised this pivot. In a memo to all employees on Wednesday, Krugh assured everyone that:

    The significant performance improvement BIW has shown over the past three years positions us… to compete for this future work: building a battleship.2

    Rank-and-file employees aren’t so sure. Mechanics who worked on the Zumwalt class remember doubts about whether the drydock could handle the load. Even after dredging, they recall the Zumwalt barely making it downriver.

    Thursday’s “Fast Fact” did nothing to reassure these doubtful employees. “Did you know Bath Iron Works built one of the U.S. Navy’s early battleships?” a new memo read. “Launched in 1904, USS Georgia (BB 15) was 441 feet long—smaller than today’s Arleigh Burke destroyers and much smaller than the World War II era Iowa-class battleships, which were almost twice as long at 860 feet.”3 Trump’s battleship will be between 840 and 880 feet long.4 This is comparable to the Iowa-class we never built, not the USS Georgia. Our drydock is only 704 feet long.5 Even if it can bear the load, Trump’s battleship will not fit. We may win the contract to design the battleship, but we will never build it. Not without serious capital investments.

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    Did I miss something? Share what you’re reading with me, and I’ll try to include it next Friday!

    1. Matthew Olay, “Trump Announces New Class of Battleship,” US Department of War, news release (2025, December 22). ↩︎
    2. Chuck Krugh to all employees, January 7, 2026. ↩︎
    3. GDBIW Broadcasts to supervisors, January 8, 2026. ↩︎
    4. US Navy, “Golden Fleet,” web page, accessed January 9, 2026. ↩︎
    5. Heger Dry Dock, “BATH IRON WORKS, Bath, ME 28,000 LT Capacity Transfer Dock,” web page, accessed January 9, 2026. ↩︎

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